We moseyed out to a Texas smokehouse barbecue this evening, so I thought I'd have a Texas beer. They had Shiner Bock on tap, so that is what I ordered. It came out even flatter than the picture.
They say that everything is bigger in Texas, but apparently they overlooked "flavor." Their website describes the beer as having, "a mellow taste free of the bitter aftertaste found in many micro, specialty and imported beers." I think they wanted a comma between "taste" and "free," but those two words are appropriate. It was an attractive dark amber color, that somehow came across as cold, beer-flavored water. There would have to be no other beer alternatives for me to drink this way again, but it didn't taste bad - it just didn't taste like much.
-Jim from Milwaukee